Standard Tuning (EADGBE)
Capo 2

You know, maybe I'm drunk, maybe I'm not
Maybe this happened, maybe it didn't

(Chorus)
         D
Call my doctor, call my lawyer
        C
Call my brother, call my priest
       G
There's paperwork to fill out
          D
'Cause a dead man walks the streets
          D
'Cause my sister has a best friend
     C
That I've known since I was three
    G
And now I'm gon' get strangled
        D
'Cause we tangled in the sheets
               D                       C
My homies like "dead man, dead man walking"
               G                            D
My homies like "You a dead man, dead man walking"

(The song follows this basic chord progression)

Beautiful family friend is she
Almost a decade older than me
And I've been gone for quite a while overseas
And she's been living up in Albany
Then I had two shows I played upstate
She came to show love and see my face
Then we had drinks and we chilled like hey
And then from there it was, you know...

(Chorus)

And she's like damn, how did we let this happen
Damn, how did we end up in this bed
Then, I said relax and laughed like
This would be a pretty dope song
She's like no, I swear to God, I'll kill you
No, I really will just take your life
Oh, don't even think about it
But that would be a pretty dope song
So I came home and I called my friends
Then we got smacked and I wrote this jam
I know for a fact that we gon'... (laughs)
It's over, my life is over

(Chorus)

It's probably not perfect, but it's the best I could do. Comment above!

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