Capo 2nd Fret Intro D G Verse 1 D G We're floating in space on the edge of time D G In a universe that we can't define D G Billions of stars in the endless night D G Try and find purpose for our lives D G Yet we still take the time (still take the time) D G Yes we always take the time chorus n/c D G D G To masturbate oohhh-ahh-ohh D To milk the snake G D G Girls do the taco hand shake G I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage, tonight D G D G Verse 2 D G Whether you're English, French, Japanesse, or German D G Whether you're at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman D G We all take matters into our own hands D G With the five finger army we invade our pants D G We'd all be doing time (yes we'd all be doing time) D G If it was a crime Chourus N/C D G D G To Masterbate ooohhhh-ahh-ohh D To pull the hand brake G To play vagina dj D A G Im gonna play ball on team penis, tonight this is my first tab the chords i know for a fact are right but the switch might be off little leave feedback heres a link to whatch him play this version..its not the full but its all the same http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyRWvzOyWU8