Alrighty, this is my first tab so go easy on me.

A (x02220@1)                     EIt (022100@1)was late at night on Christmas eve
A (x02220@1)                              EI (022100@1)was dreaming of the soft white snow
A (x02220@1)                              EI (022100@1)was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree
A (x02220@1)         E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) AWhat (x02220@1)it was I did not know
A (x02220@1)                        EIt (022100@1)was Santa Clause he was bringing me some gifts
A (x02220@1)                 E (022100@1)           
Unfortunately I did not know that
A (x02220@1)                   E (022100@1)       
So I quietly snuck up behind him
A (x02220@1)            E (022100@1)       D (xx0232@1)    E (022100@1)  AAnd (x02220@1)I shot him five times in the back
A (x02220@1)         A (x02220@1)         AIt (x02220@1)went Pow pow pow pow pow
A (x02220@1)         A (x02220@1)         AHe (x02220@1)said "what the fuck ow ow ow"
A (x02220@1)          A (x02220@1)        A (x02220@1)            AThen (x02220@1)I shot him three more times in the head
A (x02220@1)          A (x02220@1)            D (xx0232@1)         EPieces (022100@1)of his brain flew out and he was dead
A (x02220@1)                       E (022100@1)               
That's when I noticed his blood-soaked beard
A (x02220@1)                          E (022100@1)               
And his red suit filled with bullet holes
A (x02220@1)                        E (022100@1)          
I said "oh my god I killed santa clause
A (x02220@1)               E (022100@1)     D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)       AI'm (x02220@1)not going to jail for this asshole"
A (x02220@1)                    E (022100@1)         
So I went to my shed and I got my saw
A (x02220@1)                        E (022100@1)      
And I started to choppipty chop chop
A (x02220@1)                             E (022100@1)               
I started with his arms then his legs then his head
A (x02220@1)               E (022100@1)      D (xx0232@1)    E (022100@1)    AAnd (x02220@1)then the torso was a really long job
A (x02220@1)                    A (x02220@1)          
And the blood went spurt spurt spurt
A (x02220@1)                A (x02220@1)       AIt (x02220@1)was really hard work work work
A (x02220@1)         A (x02220@1)              A (x02220@1)It was hard cutting through his spine
A (x02220@1)        A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1)     E (022100@1)     
I must have vomited sixteen times
A (x02220@1)              E (022100@1)                     
I burnt all the pieces in my fireplace
A (x02220@1)                               E (022100@1)       
The smell of burning human flesh filled my nose
A (x02220@1)                         E (022100@1)         
Eleven hours later there was nothing left
A (x02220@1)         E (022100@1)    D (xx0232@1)    E (022100@1)     A (x02220@1)
And that's when I heard my telephone
A (x02220@1)                      E (022100@1)              
It was Auntie Jean looking for Uncle Bob
A (x02220@1)                       E (022100@1)                      
She said "He left the house dressed as Santa Clause
A (x02220@1)                     E (022100@1)         
But he didn't come home last night
A (x02220@1)                E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1)   E (022100@1)   AHave (x02220@1)you seen him god I hope he's alright"