E
Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
   F#m                       B
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
     E                                 E/D     C#7
When everybody?s marching in the fancy pants parade
     F#m            B
He?s gonna pass the test
     F#m          B
He?s gonna be the best
    F#m     B        E    B7 E
The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog you shop at every store
      F#m                            B
Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
     E                                          E/D  C#7
When suddenly you see the greatest pants you?ve ever seen
    F#m             B
And even though you know
           F#m           B
It?s gonna cost a lot of dough
    F#m              B            E    B7 E
You have to have the world?s best pants

A            B?/A         A          B?/A
Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
    Dm(7M)    Dm6
The whole world knows
     Dm(7M) Dm6
It?s only     clothes
    C7M  C
And deep inside
     E4/B B7
He?s sad

     E
They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
    F#m                                  B
You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it?s true
    E                                    E/D    C#7
You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
F#m       B
Everybody cheers
           F#m               B
While he?s blinking back the tears
    F#m         B             E    B7 E
He doesn?t even have the best pants

A            B?/A         A          B?/A
Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
     Dm(7M) Dm6
It?s all he   had
    Dm(7M)   Dm6
But don?t feel bad
     C7M  C
He?d do the same
   E4/B B7
To you