Source: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/The_Town_Crotch/Tabs

Original Chords: M_pony

Drop D, Capo 3

D (xx0232@1)                            GThe (320003@1)seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road
D (xx0232@1)                          G (320003@1)It was almost cold enough to snow
Em (022000@1)                              Bm (x24432@1)None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride
       C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)A7In (x02020@1)the back of someone's G-TO
D (xx0232@1)                            G (320003@1)She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup
D (xx0232@1)                                  G (320003@1)It was like I'd never seen a girl before
Em (022000@1)                        Bm (x24432@1)Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair
         C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)      A7With (x02020@1)the hair she was six foot four
Bb (x1333x@1)     Bdim(x2313x)   C (x32010@1)         C#dim(xx2323) 
 I recognized.. her face.. right away

[chorus]
                DShe (xx0232@1)was the town crotch
                    GShe (320003@1)was good to go anytime
                DShe (xx0232@1)was the town crotch
                       GBut (320003@1)I loved her like she was mine
           A (x02220@1)                            GThere's (320003@1)a lot of things I don't remember now
                        G/C (2431xx@7)  G (320003@1)  DBut (xx0232@1)I remember the town crotch
                    G/C (2431xx@7)  G (320003@1)  DI (xx0232@1)remember the town crotch

D (xx0232@1)                        GI (320003@1)had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat
D (xx0232@1)                           G (320003@1)You can hardly taste the alcohol
Em (022000@1)                               Bm (x24432@1)Watched her from a distance but I never said a word
      C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)        A7I (x02020@1)was young and I felt so small
Bb (x1333x@1)    Bdim (1201xx@1)    C (x32010@1)        C#dim (3423xx@1)I was no one then, who was I?

[repeat chorus]

G/C (2431xx@7)                G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars
G/C (2431xx@7)              G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire
G/C (2431xx@7)               G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars
G/C (2431xx@7)                 G (320003@1)             A7 (x02020@1)Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire

D (xx0232@1)                           GThe (320003@1)cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran
   D (xx0232@1)                              GMy (320003@1)head hurt and I couldn't find my ride
    Em (022000@1)                           BmShe (x24432@1)pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down
          C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)     A7She (x02020@1)said "Hey kid, get inside".
Bb (x1333x@1)        Bdim (1201xx@1)   C (x32010@1)              C#dim (3423xx@1)Then she asked my name and drove me home

DShe (xx0232@1)was the town crotch
                    GShe (320003@1)was good to go anytime
                DShe (xx0232@1)was the town crotch
                       GBut (320003@1)I loved her like she was mine
           A (x02220@1)                            GThere's (320003@1)a lot of things I don't remember now
                        G/C (2431xx@7)  G (320003@1)  DBut (xx0232@1)I remember the town crotch
                    G/C (2431xx@7)  G (320003@1)  DI (xx0232@1)remember the town crotch
                    G/C (2431xx@7)  G (320003@1)  DI (xx0232@1)remember the town crotch

G/C(x32033)    G    D