C Well he looks at me with those innocent eyes Am And says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise E Because your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied Bb F Bb F I hope that you got that shirt on half price C And every word I say falls flat on the floor Am I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before E And I don't think that I can take it no more Bb F Bb F He's driving me right out of my front door C G E F Why do you do what you do to me baby C G E F You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy C G E F You know if I could I'd do anything for you G Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you C G F But can't you just pretend to be nice C G F Can you at least pretend to be nice C G F If you could just pretend to be nice G Then everything in my life would be alright | C - G - E - F | (x3) Oooh wee.... Oooh wee.... | C | C And I try so hard just to figure him out Am But he won't tell me what he's thinking about E And then he falls asleep on the living room couch Bb F Bb F With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out C And then he disappears for a week at a time Am And then he shows up just like everything's fine E And I don't get what goes on in his mind Bb F Bb F But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines C G E F Why do you do what you do to me baby C G E F You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy C G E F You know if I could I'd do anything for you G Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you C G F But can't you just pretend to be nice C G F Can you at least pretend to be nice C G F If you could just pretend to be nice G Then everything in my life would be alright | C - G - E - F | (x3) Oooh wee.... Oooh wee.... | C | | D | Bm | F# | C - G - C - G | D A F# G Why do you do what you do to me baby D A F# G You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy D A F# G You know if I could I'd do anything for you A I don't mean to bore you cause you know I adore you D A G But can't you just pretend to be nice D A G Can you at least pretend to be nice D A G If you could just pretend to be nice A Then everything in my life would be alright (Oooh wee...) D A G But can't you just pretend to be nice D A G Can you at least pretend to be nice D A G If you could just pretend to be nice A Then everything in my life would be alright
