These are the original chords, but it may be easier if you put a capo on the first 
fret and just play Ab as G, Fm as Em, Eb as D and C# as C.

Intro: Ab Fm (2x) Eb C# (3x) Ab

Ab
I was sewing my leggings back together
Fm
But not very well
Ab
I was standing by the dashboard
Fm
When the plate, it sort of just fell
Eb                          C#
Sometimes I think that I'm lucky
Eb                C#
And other times I don't
Eb                           C#
When most of the time I just think that
      Eb
I'm lucky that I don't have all the power in the world
            C#
So I can't fuck everything else up

Ab
I was making the dinner
Fm
When it sort of just burned
Ab
I was walking down the stairs
                                        
When I tripped, fell to the bottom and broke my foot
      Fm
And it really fucking hurt

      Eb
Well at least I'm lucky I don't have all the power in the world
           C#
So I can't fuck everything else up


      Ab                         Fm
Well, sometimes I think that you hate me
    Eb                               C#
And other times I think you that you think I'm endearing
     Ab                      Fm
Well, sometimes I just don't know you at all
            Eb                       C#
Even though I'd like to think I was a bit of a know it all
Ab                     Fm
Sometimes I just can't work you out
            Eb                            C#
Even though I'd like to know what you were about


      Eb
Well at least I don't have all the power in the world
            C#
So I can't fuck everything else up