Intro: Em Cmaj7 Am(9) B7 Em Cmaj7 Am(9) B7 Em (022000@1) Cmaj7I (x32000@1)hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf Am(9) While j***ing off listening to mozart You bitch and moan about LA B7Wishing (x21202@1)you were in the rain reading Hemingway EmYou (022000@1)don't eat meat And drive electrical cars Cmaj7 (x32000@1) Am(9) You're so indie rock it's almost an art B7You (x21202@1)need SPF 45 just to stay alive Em (022000@1) Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like Am(9) No you don't even like B7No (x21202@1)you don't even like boys Em (022000@1) Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like Am(9) No you don't even like No you don't even like EmYou're (022000@1)so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal Cmaj7 You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal Am(9) Secretly you're so amused B7That (x21202@1)nobody understands you EmI'm (022000@1)so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head Cmaj7 I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead Am(9) B7I (x21202@1)can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than... Em (022000@1) Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like Am(9) No you don't even like B7No (x21202@1)you don't even like boys Em (022000@1) Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like Am(9) No you don't even like B7 (x21202@1)Cmaj7 (x32000@1)C#m7(b5) No you don't even like B7Ur (x21202@1)so gay ur so gay Em7 You walk around like you're oh so debonair Cmaj7 You pull em' down and there's really nothing there Am(9) B7(4)/D# I wish you would just be real with me Em (022000@1) Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like Am(9) No you don't even like B7No (x21202@1)you don't even like boys Em (022000@1) Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like Am(9) No you don't even like B7No (x21202@1)you don't even like PENIS!
