Intro: Em C7M Am(9) B7 Em C7M Am(9) B7
Em C7M
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
Am(9)
While j***ing off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
B7
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
Em
You don?t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
C7M Am(9)
You?re so indie rock it?s almost an art
B7
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
Em C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B7
No you don?t even like boys
Em C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like?
Em
You?re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
C7M
You?re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Am(9)
Secretly you?re so amused
B7
That nobody understands you
Em
I?m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
C7M
I?m so angry cause you?d rather MySpace instead
Am(9) B7
I can?t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...
Em C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B7
No you don?t even like boys
Em C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B7 C7M C#m7(b5)
No you don?t even like?
B7
Ur so gay ur so gay
Em7
You walk around like you?re oh so debonair
C7M
You pull em' down and there?s really nothing there
Am(9) B7(4)/D#
I wish you would just be real with me
Em C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B7
No you don?t even like boys
Em C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B7
No you don?t even like? PENIS!
