Intro: E5 C5 Am(9) B5 E5 C5 Am(9) B5
E5 C5
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
Am(9)
While j***ing off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
B5
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
E5
You don?t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
C5 Am(9)
You?re so indie rock it?s almost an art
B5
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
E5 C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B5
No you don?t even like boys
E5 C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like?
E5
You?re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
C5
You?re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Am(9)
Secretly you?re so amused
B5
That nobody understands you
E5
I?m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
C5
I?m so angry cause you?d rather MySpace instead
Am(9) B5
I can?t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...
E5 C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B5
No you don?t even like boys
E5 C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B5 C5 C#m7(b5)
No you don?t even like?
B5
Ur so gay ur so gay
E5
You walk around like you?re oh so debonair
C5
You pull em' down and there?s really nothing there
Am(9) B5
I wish you would just be real with me
E5 C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B5
No you don?t even like boys
E5 C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like
B5
No you don?t even like? PENIS!
