This heres another clanger of a tune from the legend
kevin bloody wilson!!

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She's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mango twist,
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complection like a pizza with warts and moles and zits
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and just to even say her name you've gotta be half pissed
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cause she's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mango twist.

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when she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth
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and when thay brought her home they wouldn't let her in the house
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And as she grew, it's sad to say she just grew uglier,
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They tied some snaggs around her neck so the dog would play with her.

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before she went to school each day they had to iron her face,
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she'd get the cuts for comin early, and merit points for comin late.
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And they had her portrait painted  in six diffrent shades of shit,
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cause she's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mung bean twist.

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She's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mung bean twist,
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including her own mum and dad she's never yet been kissed.
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And just to even say her name you've gotta be half pissed,
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cause she's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mung bean twist.