• Song:

    No Maam

  • Artist:

    Kris Herman

Intro: Dm-F-G-Bb-C x 4 bum bum bum… 


Dm            F                         G
No ma'am i wont steal a kiss
                  Bb     C
No ma'am I wont make her cry
Dm            F                         G                     Bb C
And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten.
Dm      F                         G
Yes sir I do well in school
            Bb      C
Yes sir both my parents work
Dm            F                         G                    Bb        C
And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes.

Dm-F-G-Bb-C x2 bum bum bum….

Dm            F                         G
Please sit down I'll take your coat
                  Bb       C
Have some wine I'll clear my throat
Dm            F                         G                        Bb     C
And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear.
Dm            F                         G
And as your eyelids gently close
                   Bb     C
I'll place a kiss upon your cheek
Dm            F                      Gm  
And you will know for sure
 G            Gm           G    
That I'm the perfect gentleman
     Bb
I'll bake and cook and clean
Bb
Be the man of your dreams
A
Do whatever you want Christine

                     Bb                            F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                Dm                        G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                 Bb                         F                           A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                 Bb                     F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                 Dm                G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb                  A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.

Dm-F-G-Bb-C x2 bum bum bum….

Dm     F                         G
Can I walk to your door
        Bb      C
Well I insist, yes I'm sure
Dm     F                                   G
No its not that far from where I live
Bb   C         Dm      F                                          G
bbbbbbbbb Baby can I have your number please
Bb         C
Have a guess, is that a tease

Dm      F                                     G
Well I could try but it might be a while before I call.
            Bb
I spend hours by the phone

Dialing like a cone
A
Till I finally reached her mom.

                     Bb                            F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                Dm                        G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                 Bb                         F                           A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                 Bb                     F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                 Dm                G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb                  A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
                                     A
Every trick in the book, got to learn
                                     A
Every trick in the book, got to learn
                                         A
Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked
                     Bb                            F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                Dm                        G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                 Bb                         F                           A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                 Bb                     F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                 Dm                G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb                                                A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.

                     Bb                            F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                Dm                        G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                 Bb                         F                           A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                 Bb                     F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                 Dm                G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb                  A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.

Dm-F-G-Bb-C x4 bum bum bum….

    Bb                  C           Dm    
No I am not like thaat at all


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