Capo 1 
 
Intro Chords: 
D5  G5  A5  twice 
 
  D5                  G5                    A5  
I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver 
        D5                         G5                 D5 
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her 
B5                         G5 
There was the girl on the social page 
A5                   D5 
Lookin' in love and all engaged 
G5                                     A5 
We decided she don't take a very good picture 
 
Chorus 1: 
   G5         A5        D5 
It may be my family's redneck nature 
        G5             A5           D5 
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior 
   G5          A5            D5 
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger 
    G5                A5 
But I don't like her 
    G5         A5         D5 
She may be an angel who spends all winter 
G5            A5        D5 
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner 
  G5       A5     D5 
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner 
    G5 
But I really hate her 
     A5                 D5  
I'll think of a reason later 
 
 
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker 
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target 
I couldn't be happier on my own 
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone 
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it 
 
Chorus 1 
 
Chorus 2: 
Inside her head may lay all the answers 
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer 
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer 
But I really hate her 
I'll think of a reason later 
 
(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth 
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her? 
She makes me sick...