D (xx0232@1)                G (320003@1)                  A (x02220@1)I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
        D (xx0232@1)                       G (320003@1)               DThen (xx0232@1)my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
E (022100@1)                       GThere (320003@1)was the girl on the social page
A (x02220@1)                 DLookin' (xx0232@1)in love and all engaged
G (320003@1)                                   AWe (x02220@1)decided she don't take a very good picture

Chorus 1:
   G (320003@1)       A (x02220@1)      DIt (xx0232@1)may be my family's redneck nature
        G (320003@1)           A (x02220@1)         DRubbin' (xx0232@1)off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
   G (320003@1)        A (x02220@1)          DIt (xx0232@1)sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
    G (320003@1)              ABut (x02220@1)I don't like her
    G (320003@1)       A (x02220@1)       DShe (xx0232@1)may be an angel who spends all winter
G (320003@1)          A (x02220@1)      DBringin' (xx0232@1)the homeless blankets and dinner
  G (320003@1)     A (x02220@1)   DA (xx0232@1)regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
    GBut (320003@1)I really hate her
     A (x02220@1)               D (xx0232@1)I'll think of a reason later

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it

Chorus 1

Chorus 2:
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later

(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...