D5                  G5                    A5 
I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
        D5                         G5                 D5
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
E5                         G5
There was the girl on the social page
A5                   D5
Lookin' in love and all engaged
G5                                     A5
We decided she don't take a very good picture


Chorus 1:
   G5         A5        D5
It may be my family's redneck nature
        G5             A5           D5
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
   G5          A5            D5
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
    G5                A5
But I don't like her
    G5         A5         D5
She may be an angel who spends all winter
G5            A5        D5
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
  G5       A5     D5
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
    G5
But I really hate her
     A5                 D5 
I'll think of a reason later


I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it

Chorus 1

Chorus 2:
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later

(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...