Tabbed by: Luke Pollard


Tuning: Standard

I don't believe anybody's tabbed this yet, but it's a fairly simple one. Just the three 
chords - Bb F and Eb. Ideally use barre chords. The song should be played on ukulele and 
the same chords can be used on that, but guitar sounds just as good.

Bb5   e-----6------
     B | -----6------ | 
     G | -----7------ | 
     D | -----8------ | 
     A | -----8------ | 
     E | -----6------ | 

F5    e-----1------
     B | -----1------ | 
     G | -----2------ | 
     D | -----3------ | 
     A | -----3------ | 
     E | -----1------ | 

Eb5   e-----11------
     B | -----11------ | 
     G | -----12------ | 
     D | -----13------ | 
     A | -----13------ | 
     E | -----11------ | 

Intro: Bb5 F5 (Listen to the song for strumming patterns)

Verse 1
Bb5                              F5
Would you bring a man to his knees?

Bb5
Hey, if he's beat

                   F5
Then why not squeeze?

Eb5           F5
If i see an opportunity

Eb5                    F5
I would even sell my own granny

Bb5                     F5
Granny Annie Whoa-o-o-oah

Verse 2
Bb5
Would you kick a man

           F5
While he's down?

Bb5
Best time when he's on

       F5
On the ground

Eb5              F5
I would step on anybody if

Eb5                    F5
If i thought it would make me

Bb5       F5
A5 somebody

Eb5                 F5
I wouldn't step on nobody, but

Eb5               F5
It just makes me feel like
      Bb5                  F5
I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody

Would you steal a rich mans wife?
If it made my life, oh, less of a strife
Lazing around on her old man's money
Well that just makes em feel like
I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody
Would you take a man for all he's got?
Leaving him with diddly
Ha-ha diddly squat
I would step on anybody if
If thought it would make me a somebody right here,right now
I wouldn't step on nobody but,
It just makes me feel like
I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody
Would you twist
Would you twist that man's wrist
It's good to fix up a few
Dirty tricks
Yeah, I don't give a shit
Well, my skin is that thick
Yeah, I'm the get-rich-quick
Get-rich-quick son of a bitch
Yeah tha's who I am
Maybe I lack a little upper class
But as long as I'm al right, Jack
It's up your arse!
Yeah, I would step on anybody if
If i thought it would make me
A somebody right here, right now
I wouldn't step on noody, but
It just makes em feel like
I'm a somebody
Oh yes I am
Would you drag that man

Would you drag that man down?
If i thought that I was going to drown
The I'd spread i all round town
Of how i tried to save the man
Oh, unfortunately he drowned
Yes, he went down
Would you stab a man
In the back?
Best time, when they can't
Fight you back
I would step on anybody if
If i thought it would make me
A5 somebody
I wouldn't step on nobody, but
It just makes me feel lik
I'm a somebody
Oh please
I wonna be a somebody, please.
I gonna step into the sunlight
Oh, from the darkness
Yeah
Oh, please
Why not me?
Oh, oh, oh
Yeah
Up 'em and fuck 'em
And suck 'em and screw 'em
And woo 'em and do 'em
And trash 'em
And smash 'em and bash 'em
Accuse 'em , amuse 'em , then use 'em
Grab 'em and gag 'em
And nab 'em and bag 'em
Until they say
Until they say
Goodbye...
Up 'em and fuck 'em
And suck 'em and screw 'em
And woo 'em and do 'em
Trash 'E5
And smash 'em and bash 'em
Grab 'em and gag 'em
Until they say
Until they say
Goodbye