Note: the version played at Lemonic Demonade is in A. Adjust accordingly if you wish.

VERSE (type 1):
    G5                          Bb5
One cold December night back in 1984
  C5                          Eb5             D5
A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
           G5                           Bb5
He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
   C5                              Eb5       D5        G5
At first it looked stupid, but the end justified the means

VERSE (type 2):
       G5                         Bb5           F5
Well I know it?s not generally considered very cool
   G5                      Bb5           F5
To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
    C5                Eb5        D5         G5  Bb5 F5
But now that?s just a guideline, not a rule

CHORUS:
G5              Bb5                    C5
So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
                  Eb5            D5
Get out there and dance like an idiot
G5                 Bb5                        C5
You know it?s all good, so rock the neighborhood
                  Eb5            D5
Get out there and dance like an idiot 
G5 Bb5 F5 (x2)

(INSTRUMENTALS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 1, SPOKEN PARTS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 2)