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When did my room get a ceiling?
A          G         E
I?ve never seen it before.
A             G         E
That?s what I get for devoting
A         G           E
all of my time to the floor.
C#m                   B E      F#7
Sit down, you walking disaster.
C#m                 B
Look up and ask yourself,
 E          F#7        A        G E A G E
?What can I see in the plaster??

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