Capo on the 2nd fret

A      E      A
I am really special cuz there?s only one of me.

      E      A
Look at my smile I?m so darn happy other people are jealous of me.

F#m      E
When I?m sad and lonely, I like to sing this song.

F#m      E
It cheers me up and tells me that I won?t be sad for long oh-oh-oh

A      E      A
I?m so happy, I can barely breathe.

      E      A
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitttens? baby teeth.

F#m      E
Watch out all you mothers, I?m happy it?s hardcore, 

F#m      E
Happy as a coupon for a $20 bore ho-ho-ho-ho.

A      E      A
I?m so happy, sugar-coated me.

      E      A
Happy good, anger bad, that?s my philosophy.

A E A E (alternating)
*I can?t do this man I?m not happy*

C      G      C
I am really special cuz there?s only one of me.

      G      C
Look at my smile I?m so darn happy other people are jealous of me.

Am      G
These are my love handles, and this is my spout.

Am      G
And if you tip me over then momma say knock you out.

C      G      C
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave.

      G      C
Welcome to my happy world, now get your stuff and leave.

D      A      D
I am happy. I am good. I?m?

D A D A (repeat till end)
*Im outta here. Screw you.*