These are the tabs he uses in live perfomances and in the video standard tuning Intro ------- ------- ------- -3-4-5- -3-4-5- -1-2-3- Main Riff --------------------------------- --------------------------------- --------------------------------- 5-5-5-5-5\3-3-3/5-5-5-5-5\3-3-3/5 Mute all strings after last chord 5-5-5-5-5\3-3-3/5-5-5-5-5\3-3-3/5 3-3-3-3-3\1-1-1/3-3-3-3-3\1-1-1/3 Chorus A ----------------- ----------------- ----------------- -9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7- -9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7- -7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5- Chorus B ----------------- ----------------- ----------------- -6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4- -6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4- -4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2- Order (With Lyrics) Whatever! Intro x1 Main Riff x1 I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'eww' and I'm all like 'Whatever!' Intro x1 Main Riff x1 Then this chick comes up to me and all like 'hey aren't you that dude..' and I'm all like 'yeah, Whatever!' Intro x1 Main Riff x1 Then later I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'aww' and I'm all like 'yeah, Whatever!' Intro x1 Main Riff x1 Chorus A x1 Coz this is my United States of Whatever! Main Riff x1 Chorus B x1 And this is my United States of Whatever Main Riff x1 Chorus A x1 And this is my United States of Whatever Main Riff x1 And then, it's 3am I'm on the corner wearin my leather, the dude comes up and he's like 'Hey Punk!' and I'm like 'yeah, Whatever!' Intro x1 Main Riff x1 Then I'm throwin dice in the alley, Officer Leroy comes up and he's all like 'Hey I thought I told you..' and I'm like 'yeah, Whatever!' Intro x1 Main Riff x2 (Don't mute strings after first play, just run into second play smoothly) Then up comes Zafo and I'm all like 'yo Zafo what's up' and he's like 'nothin' and I'm like 'that's cool' Chorus A x1 Coz this is my United States of Whatever Main Riff x1 Chorus B x1 And this is My United States of Whatever Main Riff x1 Distorted slide to end | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note