"Not Fair"
                by my wife in my next life Lily Allen
                            standard tuning


           verse 1
 DmOh (xx0231@1)he treats me with respect
 
He says he loves me all the time
 FHe (133211@1)calls me 15 times a day
 
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
              DmYou (xx0231@1)know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure
              FHe's (133211@1)not like all them other boys
 
They're all so dumb and immature

               bridge?(sorry, not totally musically literate)
                  DmThere's (xx0231@1)just one thing that's getting in the way
                 FWhen (133211@1)we go up to bed you're just no good

Its such a shame
                  DmI (xx0231@1)look into your eyes I want to get to know you
                        FAnd (133211@1)then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

                 chorus
GmIt's (355333@1)not fair
         BbAnd (x1333x@1)I think you're really mean
     FI (133211@1)think you're really mean
     CI (x32010@1)think you're really mean
     GmOh (355333@1)you're supposed to care
         BbBut (x1333x@1)you never make me scream
      CYou (x32010@1)never make me scream

     GmOh (355333@1)it's not fair
          BbAnd (x1333x@1)it's really not ok
       FIt's (133211@1)really not ok
       CIt's (x32010@1)really not ok
      GmOh (355333@1)you're supposed to care
      BbBut (x1333x@1)all you do is take
      CYeah (x32010@1)all you do is take

            verse 2
 DmOh (xx0231@1)I lie here in the wet patch

In the middle of the bed
              FI'm (133211@1)feeling pretty damn hard done by

I spent ages giving head
          DmThen (xx0231@1)I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
           FMaybe (133211@1)I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me

               bridge?
                 DmThere's (xx0231@1)just one thing that's getting in the way
                 FWhen (133211@1)we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame
                  DmI (xx0231@1)look into your eyes I want to get to know you
                        FAnd (133211@1)then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

          chorus
 GmIt's (355333@1)not fair
         BbAnd (x1333x@1)I think you're really mean
     FI (133211@1)think you're really mean
     CI (x32010@1)think you're really mean
      GmOh (355333@1)you're supposed to care
         BbBut (x1333x@1)you never make me scream
      CYou (x32010@1)never make me scream

   GmOh (355333@1)it's not fair
          BbAnd (x1333x@1)it's really not ok
       FIt's (133211@1)really not ok
       CIt's (x32010@1)really not ok
      GmOh (355333@1)you're supposed to care
      BbBut (x1333x@1)all you do is take
      CYeah (x32010@1)all you do is take

Dm (xx0231@1)   F (133211@1)   Dm (xx0231@1)    F (133211@1)                bridge?
                Dm (xx0231@1)     
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
                 FWhen (133211@1)we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame
                 DmI (xx0231@1)look into your eyes I want to get to know you
                      FAnd (133211@1)then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over.....(aahh!!)

          chorus
 GmIt's (355333@1)not fair
        BbAnd (x1333x@1)I think you're really mean
     FI (133211@1)think you're really mean
     CI (x32010@1)think you're really mean
     GmOh (355333@1)you're supposed to care
     BbBut (x1333x@1)you never make me scream
      CYou (x32010@1)never make me scream

   GmOh (355333@1)it's not fair
         BbAnd (x1333x@1)it's really not ok
       FIt's (133211@1)really not ok
       CIt's (x32010@1)really not ok
      GmOh (355333@1)you're supposed to care
      BbBut (x1333x@1)all you do is take
      C (x32010@1)               FYeah (133211@1)all you do is take

(feels odd being a guy and playing this but it's funny as hell)