LIVING COLOUR:

A S S H O L E


INTRO: Eb  B  C#  Ab
       Eb  B  C#  Ab G F#  X4

D         Eb
I heard a tree.
      E           F
It was talking to me. 
F       Eb   F   G  Bb          Eb F G Bb
It said "You are an asshole."

D       Eb
A honey bee 
     E          F
Went buzzing by me.
F       Eb      F    G  Bb         Eb F G Bb
It said "You're such an asshole."

Eb
I've experienced such strange phenomena 
F
since I left my sweet Marie. 
Eb
I left her to see the world 
F
now the whole world is mad at me!

D          Eb
I caught a fish.
    E        F
The fish was pissed
F       Eb     F  G  Bb         Eb F G Bb
"I been caught by an asshole!"

D          Eb
A threw it back
      E       F 
and a seagull crapped 
F    Eb  F   G  Bb              Eb F G Bb
"For you are an asshole!" 

Eb
I've experienced such weird phenomena 
F
since I left you my Marie 
Eb
I walked away from your sweet sweet love
F  
now the whole world is through with me

BRIDGE: Eb B C# Ab Ab   Eb B C# Ab G F# X2  ()

SOLO: Eb  D   E   F   Eb F G Bb  Eb F G Bb    X2

Eb
I've experienced such odd phenomena
F
since you left me my Marie 
Eb
The whole world can call me what it wants
F 
if you just come back to me
D  Eb
My Marie!
E                F
I need you sweet Marie: 
D            Eb
You're still an asshole
E                F
I'm on my knees, my Marie: 
D            Eb
You're still an asshole

end: Eb B C# Ab


chord by Damiano Fassari