#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------## From: Lee Eugene TWHIP SMART - LIZ PHAIR CAPO 1 E B E B I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO GROW UP A F#m PRETTY AS THE GRASS IS GREEN B F#m A B AND WHIP SMART AS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL'S WIDE (?) (same as above) AND I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO KEEP HIS MONEY IN HIS MATTRESS AND HIS WATCH ON ANY HAND BETWEEN HIS THIGHS AND I'M GONNA LOCK MY SON UP IN A TOWER TIL I WRITE MY WHOLE LIFE STORY ON THE BACK OF HIS BROWN EYES CHORUS: E A B WHEN THEY DO THE DOUBLE DUTCH THAT'S THEM DANCING (same as above) I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO JOIN A CIRCUS SO THE DEATH IS CHEAP AND GAMES ARE JUST ANOTHER WAY OF LIFE AND I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO BE A PROPHET OF MISTAKES BECAUSE FOR EVERY TRUTH THERE ARE HALF A MILLION LIES AND I'M GONNA LOCK MY SON UP IN A TOWER TIL HE LEARNS TO LET HIS HAIR DOWN FAR ENOUGH TO CLIMB OUTSIDE CHORUS (BILLION TIMES) Gene hope this helps some of you liz phair fans and others. feel free to comment or correct me at et-lee@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu