• Song:

    Mayonnaise And Malaise

  • Artist:

    Local H

  • Album:

    Ham Fisted

tabbed by braim
that`s the acoustic version played with open chords


used chords:   A (x02220@1) Asus4 (x02230@1) D (xx0232@1) Dsus4 (xx0233@1) G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1)  E (022100@1)
I?m not sure what the last one is:
   
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A (x02220@1)                                    Asus4 (x02230@1)  D (xx0232@1)Dsus4 (xx0233@1)Writing what you say and saying it all back to you

G (320003@1)                                     C (x32010@1)?
The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22

A (x02220@1)                                   Asus4 (x02230@1)   D (xx0232@1)Dsus4 (xx0233@1)
Keep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me

G (320003@1)                                     C (x32010@1) ?
Catatonic face - I`m marking time randomly

                           A... (x02220@1)ends with EMayonnaise (022100@1)and malaise to go (repeat several times, play the chords above)


then play this with fast strumming:
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--X--X--X--X--X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X--X-X-X-X-X---



Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
They pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think
Charismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more
I`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
Mayonnaise and malaise to go


It`s really something to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure 
we`ve passed our prime in record time
I never thought we`d fall so low
we`ve come this far to sell your cars
I want all my unease to go


it`s really something, to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
I`ve come to resent what I represent
I`d like to smack that smile off your face
But for my angst I must say thanks              :-D
So good to be put in my place
                                         

Mayonnaise and malaise to go           B-)


Punk rock car :-)

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