B
Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party
C#m
Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started
B
Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail
   C#m
If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever
   E                                                       B
If being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather
   G#m                                    E
If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side
       C#m      E              B
At the swingin' party down the line
B
Pound the prairie pavement, losing proposition
C#m
Quitting school and going to work and never going fishing
B
Water all around, I never learned how to swim now
   
   C#m
If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever
   E                                                       B
If being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather
   G#m                                    E
If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side
       C#m      E              B
At the swingin' party down the line
       C#m      E              B
At the swingin' party down the line

B
Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party
C#m
Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started
B
Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail
   C#m
If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever
   E
If being strong is what you want, then I need help here with this feather
   G#m                                    E
If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side
       C#m      E              B
At the swingin' party down the line
       C#m      E              B
At the swingin' party down the line