Transcribed by Owen Marriott [me@owenm.co.uk] E/F# - [202100] B7 - [7978(10)7] E B C#m A I must admit I find it funny E B C#m A But I might have known she’d find it dumb E B C#m A The air hostess and the blow-up dummy E B C#m A I’m in stitches and she’s twiddling her thumbs D Dsus4 D A She hasn’t laughed once [Play E B C#m A through twice] E B C#m A She thinks there’s something wrong with my sense of humour E B C#m A And I think there’s something wrong with hers E B C#m A Once upon a time she was easily amused E B C#m A But now I think that joke might be getting worse D Dsus4 D A E E/F# A C D It was funny at first E A F#m B I’m overjoyed when she understands E A F#m B I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance E A F#m B But the most she ever gives me is a second glance E A B She never gets a kick out of my punchlines [Play E B C#m A through twice] E B C#m A I saw her smiling during Gilligan’s Island E B C#m A I suspect sarcastically E B C#m A Despite myself, I’m beside myself E B C#m A My sides are splitting but so is she D Dsus4 D A E E/F# A C D She’s laughing at me E A F#m B I’m overjoyed when she understands E A F#m B I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance E A F#m B But the most she ever gives me is a second glance E A B She only ever gets a kick out of my punchlines B7 Sometimes [instrumental break] E B B C#m F#m A A B C D E A Give me half a chance.... E A Give me half a chance.... E A C D Give me half a chance.... [to end]
