CHARLOTTE
Macc Lads

This is the only chord set to this tune on the internet, its a well good tune n a 
piece of piss so get learnin!!


Intro: Em, G, C, Em
       Em, G, C, B (x2444x@1)  Em (022000@1)            G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)          EmI (022000@1)walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly,
             Em (022000@1)             GThere (320003@1)were a fit crack in the corner but
  C (x32010@1)               BI (x2444x@1)knew her cunt was smelly,
    Em (022000@1)             G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)            EmShe (022000@1)smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
Em (022000@1)               G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)            BSaid (x2444x@1)her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.
      Em (022000@1)             GOh, (320003@1)I thought now lad, times are hard,
         C (x32010@1)            Emand (022000@1)it's nearly closing time,
           Em (022000@1)                   GI'll (320003@1)put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,
         C (x32010@1)                  BAnd (x2444x@1)I'll grummage through the slime...


Em (022000@1)             C (x32010@1)             BCharlotte (x2444x@1)is the biggest slag in Macc,
          Em (022000@1)          C (x32010@1)            BShe'll (x2444x@1)do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
         Em (022000@1)                 C (x32010@1)          BWith (x2444x@1)her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,
Em (022000@1)            C (x32010@1)               BSpends (x2444x@1)her life just lying on her back.


         Em (022000@1)             GWell, (320003@1)we walked along, up Buxton Road,
    C (x32010@1)                EmAnd (022000@1)strolled along the cut,
          Em (022000@1)                     GShe (320003@1)said "give us an inch and I'll take a yard."
     C (x32010@1)                BSo (x2444x@1)I slammed her half a foot.
       Em (022000@1)                         GGot (320003@1)me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,
      C (x32010@1)                 EmAnd (022000@1)I knew just what fu-t do,
         Em (022000@1)                     GI (320003@1)got me hand inside, and then me arm inside,
  C (x32010@1)                       BI (x2444x@1)lost it right up to me tattoo.


    Em (022000@1)             C (x32010@1)             BOh, (x2444x@1)Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
          Em (022000@1)          C (x32010@1)            BShe'll (x2444x@1)do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
Em (022000@1)            C (x32010@1)              BCoffee, (x2444x@1)sex and johnny bags come free,
Em (022000@1)         C (x32010@1)         BSo (x2444x@1)crabs and herpes and VD.
   EmOh (022000@1)Charlotte.....


Break: Em, G, C, Em
       Em, G, C, B (x2444x@1)
       Em (022000@1)        GAnd (320003@1)we ended up at her place,
      C (x32010@1)               EmAnd (022000@1)I waded through the johnnies,
         Em (022000@1)                GShe (320003@1)put another notch in her bedstead,
      C (x32010@1)                Bwhile (x2444x@1)I watched "The Two Ronnies".


Em (022000@1)             C (x32010@1)             BCharlotte (x2444x@1)is the biggest slag in Macc,
    Em (022000@1)             C (x32010@1)                  BShe (x2444x@1)lies in wait and then she springs her trap,
      Em (022000@1)            C (x32010@1)            BShe's (x2444x@1)always got fu-t take the upper hand,
        Em (022000@1)                    C (x32010@1)          B (x2444x@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.
EmCharlotte... (022000@1)