*This is my first tab, but I found it necessary to post it. Standard tuning. Enjoy :).



|-----------------------------------------|e
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|A
|-----------------------------------------|E

"Several women's magazines..."

|-----------------------------------------|e
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|A
|-----------------------------------------|E

"When I tried to call, no one answered."

^ REPEAT FOR SECOND VERSE




|-----------------------------------------|e
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|-7s2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|A
|-----------------------------------------|E

"I offered you a small dog in the kitchen"

|-----------------------------------------|e
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|--0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|A
|-----------------------------------------|E

"I just wanted you to feel at home"




|---------|e
|---------|B
|--1------|G
|--2------|D
|--2------|A
|---------|E

"And that's why I'm fine, I am fine, I am fine, I am fine..."

|---------|e
|---------|B
|--2------|G
|--2------|D
|--0------|A
|---------|E

"...I just need 100 dollars"


*That pretty much sums it up. I'm certain you can figure out the pace.