Well, the way I play it is the following:
I tune the low E down half a step to D#.  The other strings are left alone.
The song is played in 3/4 time.  The key is D#.

|-----------------------------------------|E
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|D
|-----------------------------------------|A
|--12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|D#
1. Several women's magazines...
2. It's not even that I'm all angry...

|-----------------------------------------|E
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|-----------------------------------------|A
|-12--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-12|D#
1. When I tried to call, no one answered
2. You said there's an     understanding
(at "tried" and "said" slide down to 5)


|-----------------------------------------|E
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|-----------------------------------------|A
|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-----|D#
{Play 12 for four measure then slide down 
to 7 and play 7 for four measures, slide 
up to 9 for two and down to 5 for four)

|-----------------------------------------|E
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|-----------------------------------------|A
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9---|D#
              I offered you a small dog...

|------------------------------------------------|E
|------------------------------------------------|B
|------------------------------------------------|G
|------------------------------------------------|D
|------------------------------------------------|A
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9|D#
...in the kitchen.  I just wanted you to feel at home




|------------------|E
|------------------|B
|8-----------------|G
|8 x12-----6 x12---|D
|6---------6-------|A
|0---------5-------|D#
That's why I'm fine...


end on 
|---|E
|---|B
|8--|G
|8--|D
|6--|A
|0--|D#