Standard tuning EADGBe

Verse: 

C                                              Em            
All our monkeys have monkeys we drive our deathcrush diamond Jaguar Limosines
    C                                                 Em
We're not fantastic motherfuckers, but we play them on TV
                  C                                     Em
It's a dirty word Reich, say...................what you like
It's a dirty word Reich, say...................what you like

Chorus:
Em                                   C
We're the low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
    Bm                                 C
The scabaret sacrilegends, this is the Golden Age of Grotesque

(x2)

Verse 2: 
    C                                       
The devils are girls with Van Gogh's missing ear 
                                                 Em
You say what you want but filth is all that they hear
    C                                             Em
I've got the jigger to make all you bigger, Ladies and gentlemen
    C                                                                        Em
So drop your pissroom mate, and make sure you're not late You tramps and lunatics
    C                                Em
Here's a trick that's gonna make you click

(Chorus)

Bridge: 

C                            Em
It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like
It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like

Verse 3:
      C                                                                    Em
So my Bon Mots, Hit-boy Tommy Irons, Rowdy rowdies, Honey-fingered Goodbye Dolls
      C                                                                    Em
Hellzapoppin, open your third nostril Put on your black face, and your god is gone

(Chorus)

Outro (same chords as chorus): 

We sing la la, la la, la la lah
We sing la la, la la, lah
La la, la la, la la, lah
We sing la la, la la, la la lah 
(till end)