Be Kind to Me ~ Michael Hurley from "Armchair Boogie" G Told you once and I told you twice: Why be mean when you can be nice? C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Canā??t you see Iā??m in misery? G I hardly feel like a mustard seed ā??cause your love is what I need C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Canā??t you see Iā??m in misery? G Iā??m the ace of hearts and sheā??s my queen, the best old girl you ever seen C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Canā??t you see Iā??m in misery? G I told you, child, when you were sixteen, I wanted you, girl, to be my queen C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Canā??t you see Iā??m in misery? G A bull frog sitting on a lily pond And I was holding her in my arms C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Canā??t you see Iā??m in misery? G I call you on the telephone Tell me why youā??re never home C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Canā??t you see Iā??m in misery? The same chord progression repeats twice for the 'mouth trumpet' solo. During the second progression the vocals return and the song ends like this: C G Be kind to me! D C Can't you see Iā??m in mi-i---ser-er-er---ree-eeeeee-eeee? end on G