This is a transcription of the horn parts for The Mighty Mighty BossToneS' 'Holy Smoke' from 'Don't Know How To Party'. Note: This is a kick-@$$ horn line, and I can't believe I captured it in bass format. Part 1: Spoken words. Part 2: Nate Albert's schweet guitar intro. Part 3: Horns. G|-------2--------- D|---2-4---6-4-6--- A|-2-------------7- E|----------------- G|-------2--------- D|---2-4---6-4-1-2- A|-2--------------- E|----------------- G|-------2-----9-9- D|---2-4---6-4----- A|-2--------------- E|----------------- G|-------2--------- D|---2-4---6-4-6--- A|-2-------------7- E|----------------- Part 4: Dicky starts singing. Part 5: 'Well, I made my bed, that's where I lie..." G|-4---4---9--------- D|---2-------1---9-2- A|-------------4----- E|------------------- (the two is optional. It sounds like there's eight horn notes in the song, but the sheet music shows only seven. i'm not sure about how good this sounds, but it's close.) "No pearly gates, when I die..." G|-4---4---9--------- D|---2-------1---9-2- A|-------------4----- E|------------------- "And I've been told I'll never learn..." G|-4---4---9--------- D|---2-------1---9-2- A|-------------4----- E|------------------- "I'm goin' down, I'm gonna..." G|---1-2-1-----1-2- D|---------9-7----- A|-2--------------- E|----------------- Part 6: Pre-Chorus, right after Dicky sings 'But I don't give a f-ck." Play the first three parts of the intro, then, instead of part four, play this: G|------- D|-----4- A|-2-7--- E|------- You can also use the second fret on the e-string or the ninth fret on the a-string instead of the 4. It depends on whether you want to end it high, low, or not. Part 7: The chorus ("As far as I can tell...) Slowly... G|-------------------------------- D|---------9~-----2~-----------9~- A|-2~~--7~-----------6~-----4~---- E|-------------------------------- Play Three times! That's "3", for all yooz idiotz. Part 8: Comin' back from the chorus! G|---------1--------2---- D|-----------9----6------ A|---11-12------------11- E|-7--------------------- Part 9: 'Well, you made your bed, that's where you lie..." G|-4---4---9--------- D|---2-------1---9-2- A|-------------4----- E|------------------- "No pearly gates, when you die..." G|-4---4---9--------- D|---2-------1---9-2- A|-------------4----- E|------------------- "We tried to teach, you didn't learn..." G|-4---4---9--------- D|---2-------1---9-2- A|-------------4----- E|------------------- "You're goin' down, you're gonna gonna burn." G|---1-2-1-----1-2- D|---------9-7----- A|-2--------------- E|----------------- WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!! I could not tab the parts where Dicky starts singing 'Holy smoke, is this a joke?' and so on. But hey, at least I got the intro part, and it's REAlly good. Really. Don't worry, kids, I'll get this somehow. Okay, back to work. Part 11: 'Well, you made your bed, that's where you lie..." G|-4---4---9--------- D|---2-------1---9-2- A|-------------4----- E|------------------- "No pearly gates, when you die..." G|-4---4---9--------- D|---2-------1---9-2- A|-------------4----- E|------------------- "We tried to teach, you didn't learn..." G|-4---4---9--------- D|---2-------1---9-2- A|-------------4----- E|------------------- "You're goin' down, you're gonna gonna burn." G|---1-2-1-----1-2- D|---------9-7----- A|-2--------------- E|----------------- Part 12: "Well, at least I got a place to sleep." G|-------2--------- D|---2-4---6-4-6--- A|-2-------------7- E|----------------- "Why should I worry now or cry?" G|-------2--------- D|---2-4---6-4-1-2- A|-2--------------- E|----------------- "You know, I'm really not concerned!" G|-------2-----9-9- D|---2-4---6-4----- A|-2--------------- E|----------------- And, gosh darnit, I couldn't tab the end. No, not the outro, that's above. I mean the END end. Pleeze, send yer suggestions, additions, or corrections. Or even if you think you can improve this, then e-mail Iamthebeet@juno.com.