Gm
I don't talk much to you
Bb
And you don't talk much to me
Gm
There's fifteen things that you'd have to change
Bb
Till I considered you to be
Gm
Something slightly more than bravado
Bb
You know that you do it so well
Gm
But if I got to know

The way you to and fro
Bb
I bet I'd throw you out

Cause you don't have no love
D
I can tell

Gm
Oh, what you've got is what your friends say
Bb
And what they say is nothing like they think
Gm
And all the cards are on the table
Bb
And one too many alcopops to drink
Gm
It's all a different tailored story
Bb
The gloves are off and the claws are out
Gm
They'll all be sorry in the morning
Bb
They can't recall what it was all about
                        D
What was it all about?

Gm                          Bb
Well yes I, know it's gonna be alright
Cm
Go home, get a bollocking
Eb
But let us know that you're doing fine 
Gm             Bb
Don't let them give you that look
Cm
Cause the boys think that they're trendy
Eb
And the girls are living out of their books
D
They're living out of their books

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                              Gm
She contradicts and patronises
                              Bb
Every single comment that you make
                              Gm
And if she's such a royal highness
                              Bb
I wouldn't bother with her anyway
                              Gm
Well some claim she's amazing
                              Bb
They would do anything to catch her eye
                              Gm
They want to study their reflection
                              Bb
On car windows as they walk on by
           D
Walk on by

Gm                          Bb
Well yes I, know it's gonna be alright
Cm
Go home, get a bollocking
Eb
But let us know that you're doing fine 
Gm             Bb
Don't let them give you that look
Cm
Cause the boys think that they're trendy
Eb
And the girls are living out of their books
D
They're living out of their books!