intro(B E F)   F*  | e ---------- |  E*  | e ----------  
                   | a ---9------ |      | a ---7------ 
                   | d ---11----- |      | d ---9------ 
                   | g ---11----- |      | g ---9------ 
                   | b ---------- |      | b ---------- 
                   | e ---------- |      | e ---------- 
  
             
             
B              
Story of my life, story of my life 
E  *                               F  *  
well let's just say it's a fork and a knife 
B 
there's something on my mind, something all the time 
E  *                    F  *  
I gotta fill my mouth 
B 
Got no favorite meal, got no favorite meal 
E  *                                 F  *  
I say every meal is clean if it fills me up for real 
B 
My belly's big and that's just the start 
E  *                     F  *  
My appetite's my heart 
 
 
C#                          E  *  
And when I end up, I just throw up and laugh 
B                     C# 
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B                            C# 
It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 
B                    C#  - E *  
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B                        C# 
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 
 
 
B 
Breakfast in bed, breakfast in bed 
E  *                                   F  *  
The bed is in the kitchen so it's easy to be fed 
B        
And when I'm fed, yes when I am fed 
E  *                  F  *  
I go right back to bed 
B 
Food and sleep watch, food and sleep watch 
E  *                            F  *  
Theese things should keep me from having too much 
B 
My belly is big and that's just the start 
E  *                  F  *  
My appetite's my heart 
 
 
C#                                 E  *  
Sometimes it feels like I could kill for desert 
 
 
B                            C# - E  *  
But this time, this time it's not a cow 
B                                C#  
It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 
B                      C# - E  *  
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B                    C# 
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 
 
1? GUIT: 
B 
2? GUIT: 
( B - D# - C# - F  * ) ( F  *  - E  *  - B ) 
 
B - D# - C# - F  *   
The story of my life 
F  *  - E  *  - B 
A big fork and the sharpest knife 
B - D# - C# - F  *  
I guess this solid, solid, solid, solid bridge leads me on 
F  *  - E  *  - B 
To the nearest fridge 
 
 
C#                           E  *  
And when I end up I just throw up and laugh 
B                        C# - E  *  
So this time, this time it's not a cow 
B                              C# 
It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 
B                    C# - E  *  
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B                    C# 
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 
 

B                    C# - E  *      B      C# - E  *  
This time, this time it's not a cow, not a cow 
B                   C# - E  *          B              C# - E  *  
No this time, this time, this time, this time it's not a cow 
E  *  
Not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or frog