I did not write this. All the credit goes to TJFontaine! Thanks =] Don't get 
confused by the dual-lyrics.

~Hobo11

Intro
      F#    Abm   B    C#   F#(chords)
Ab Bb F# C# Ab C# B Eb C# F F#(notes)
         C# Ab C# B Eb C# F F#(notes use the same chords)
 
        C#
So they say
        F#         Abm        B
Captain hammer’s become a crusader
    C#           F#       Abm    B
Political he’s   cleaning up the streets
      C#
About time
 
F#        Abm
  So they say
          B
That it’s real love,
C#            F#
  so romantic
Abm    B          C#
    He signed this
 
        F#
So they say
           Abm          B
We’ll have blankets and beds
       C#      F#
We can open by Monday
  Ab        B
  Thanks to you
          C#
Thanks to me
 
B         Ebm
  It’s the perfect story
B         F#
  So they say
       Abm         B
A hero leading the way
         Ebm
Hammer’s call to glory
Abm       C#     B
Let’s all be our best
               F#
Next up: Who’s gay?
 
Abm B        C#     F#            Abm
     So they say he saved her life
 
B         C#                 F#
 They say she works with the homeless
    Abm         B
And doesn’t eat meat
C#
  We have a
F#           Abm   B
Problem with her!
            C#
This is his hair!
 
F# Abm        B  C#
      This is so nice
  F#         Abm            B         C#
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
              F#                Abm
They say it’s better the second time
     B              C#          F#    Abm
They say you get to do the weird stuff
 
B           C#
  We do the weird stuff!
 
B         Ebm
  This is perfect for me
B         F#
  So they say
             Abm
I guess he’s pretty ok
B       Ebm
  After years of stormy
Abm     C#     B                 F#
Sailing have I finally found the bay?
 
F# Abm B C#
F# Abm B C#
 
B            Ebm           B        F#
  There’s no happy ending - So they say
    Abm          B
Not for me anyway
 
         Ebm
Should I stop pretending?
         Stop pretending
 
Abm      C#        B                 F#
          Or is this a  brand    new day?
take the chance to build a brand new day!
 
Abm B C#
 
        F#      Abm
This is his dry cleaning bill
B    C#      F#
Four sweater vests
 
F# Abm B C#