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We gave you Eminem
And Justin Bieber too                 
Even though they dress and
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try to talk like you
The music of Taylor Swift and
clothing from J.Crew
And Jon Heder
Also half of Derek Jeter

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Add to that a fleet of soccer moms
                  D7   G
Packed into their yoga tights
        E                D        F#        B
And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
             G               A7                  D 
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites
           G                   D F# B
Thank the whites, thank the whi---ites
              G              A7                  D
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

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We gave you "Breaking Bad"
And all the songs by Creed   
All the cast of "Friends" and 
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trash like Tara Reid
A virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed
Ray-Ban glasses
leggy blondes with tiny asses
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Frisbee sports, and fancy coffee too
       D7         G
Energy efficient lights!
         E               D        F#         B  
And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
             G                A7                 D
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites
          G                 D F# B
Thank the whites, thank the whi---ites
             G               A7                  D
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites!