C5
Hey, my sweet love.
D5
Hey, my sweet love.
    G5
Can we make sweet love tonight?

C5
No, we can not.
D5
No, we can not.
G5
We can not make love tonight.

C5
Why can we not?
D5
Why can we not?
G5
Why can't we make love tonight?

      C5
Cause we've never met.
D5                 G5
We've never met before.

D5
Oh, baby girl, you got me hot and runny...
    G5
Why can't we just have sex right now?
D5
Cause we're at Tesco's and I'm scared,
G5
we're standing in the frozen meat aisle.

C5                 D5               G5
Who gives a damn? I Want you now, let's fuck behind the meat.