I'm At Home Gettin' Hammered While She's
Out Gettin' Nailed:Banjo And Sullivan.
Album - The Ultimate Collection - 1972-78
on HIP-O Records.

INTRO: A

#1.
Am                                 A
We started in the morning, carried well into 
    Am
the night..throwing dirty dishes with all our 
A
might.
       E
It?s a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed.
       A                            Am
I?m at home getting hammered, while she?s out getting 
A
nailed.

#2.
A                              Am
Po-lice pulled into my trailer park, domestic violence 
A
cost somebody, after dark.
E
Late night with her boss, says they?re trying to make

a sale.
       A
I?m at home getting hammered, while she?s out getting 
E     A
nailed.


INTERLUDE: A E A E A

#3.
A                                       Am
I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy-chair, watching 

Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman?s hair.
E                                                A
Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail..I?m at home 
                                          E     A
getting hammered, while she?s out getting nailed.


INTERLUDE: A E A E A

#4.
Gbm                           Am                Gbm
She used to bring me beer and love all over me..right before 
          A
I went on disability.
   Gbm                          A                     E
My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick..she don?t 
                                    E7
perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick..hey!!

INTERLUDE: A E A E A

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OUTRO:
A                       Am       A
Well, the moral of this story is sad but true..I love to drink, 

and she loves to screw.
E
Hobo?s got a better life, out riding on the rails..
       Am                          A
I?m at home getting hammered while she?s out getting nailed.


A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.