If You Want To Be Happy:Jimmy Soul. #1 in 1963. CHORUS: Eb F If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Dm Gm never make a pretty woman your wife. Eb F So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly F7 Bb girl to marry you. CHORUS: Eb F If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Dm Gm never make a pretty woman your wife. Eb F So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly F7 Bb girl to marry you. #1. Bb A pretty woman makes her husband look small, F Bb and very often causes his downfall. Bb As soon as he marries her, then she starts, F Bb doin' the things that will break his heart. #2. Bb But if you make an ugly woman your wife, F Bb you'll be happy for the rest of your life. Bb An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, F Bb she'll always give you peace of mind. CHORUS: Eb F If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Dm Gm never make a pretty woman your wife. Eb F So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly F7 Bb girl to marry you. Eb Bb F Bb #3. Bb Bb Don't let your friends say you have no taste, F Bb go ahead and marry her anyway. Bb Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match, F Bb take it from me, she's a better catch. CHORUS: Eb F If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Dm Gm never make a pretty woman your wife. Eb F So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly F7 Bb girl to marry you. (Ad lib:Spoken:) Eb Say man! Hey baby! F I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Eb Yeah, and she's ug-leeee! F Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Bb Yeah, alright! CHORUS: Bb Eb F If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Dm Gm never make a pretty woman your wife. Eb F So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly F7 Bb girl to marry you. OUTRO: Eb F If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Dm Gm never make a pretty woman your wife. Eb F So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly F7 Bb girl to marry you. (x3)(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.
