Mr. Custer:Larry Verne. #1 on BB Hot 100 and #9 R&B in 1960. INTRO: (Indians on Warpath..) A#m D# A# (That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry D# went riding on. D# A# And from the rear a voice was heard..a brave young man D# with a trembling word rang loud and clear.) G What am I doin' here? #1. Cm Fm Cm Please Mr. Custer..I don't wanna go.. Cm Fm Cm hey, Mr. Custer..please don't make me go. Fm Cm I had a dream last night, about the comin' fight. Fm Somebody yelled "attack!" G And there I stood with a arrow in my back. Cm Fm Cm Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go..(Forward Ho!)ooohh.. SPOKEN: Fm Cm Look at them bushes out there..they're moving and there's a injun behind every one. Fm Hey, Mr. Custer..you mind if I be excused the rest of the Cm afternoon? Fm HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!(Arrow..ffffffffffffffttttttttt!!) Cm Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie. Hoo, I bet that smarts.. BRIDGE: D# A# (They were sure of victory, the men of the 7th Cavalry, D# as they rode on.) D# A# (But then from the rear a voice was heard..that same brave D# voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear.) G What am I doin' here? #2. Cm Fm Cm Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go. Fm Cm Listen, Mr. Custer..please don't make me go. Fm Cm There's a redskin a'waitin' out there, just fixin' to take my hair. Fm G A coward, I've been called cause I don't wanna wind up dead or bald. Cm Fm Cm Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (Forward, Ho!)..aaww SPOKEN: Fm I wonder what the injun word for friend is..let's see..friend.. Cm kemo sabe, that's it! Fm KEMO SABE!, HEY, OUT THERE..KEMO SABE!(Arrow..ffffffffttttttttt!!) OUTRO: Cm Nope, that isn't it..look at them durned injuns. They're runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians..heh, heh, heh. Cm Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'..(Arrow..fffffffffffftttttttt!!) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.