LeBron James is a Bitch
Song By: Mike Polk
Tabbed By: Chris Moll


Verse 1

      G            C
So long LBJ, Its been sure nice to know you


          Em                                 D
But when the go and get tough, I guess the pussies get going


           G                         C
You had seven long years to bring a title to Cleveland


      Em                     D
You choked again and again, now you tell us your leavin


      C                           Em
Your heading down south to join another mans team

  
      C                                    D
We thought that you were an alpha, you're a beta it seems


     G                                  C
So goodbye and good riddance, pack your ego and go


      Em                             D
But before you depart there is one thing you should know



Chorus

                   G
LeBron James is a bitch


                          D
Theres nothing much more to say


                      G
Couldnt get the job done


                  C
Now your running away


                         G
You and your miami boyfriends


                      D
Yeah you might win a ring


                 G                             C
But even if they do it really don't change a thing


                       Em         D
It's just as simple as thisssssssss

                      G         C        Em     D
LeBron James is a bitch



Verse 2

             G                               C
You hijacked ESPN to show the world that you're a star


                      Em                        D
But all you did was confirm what a douchbag you are


          G                              C
You call your self chosen one, you are humble indeed


           Em                      D
But I hope like Jesus Christ, you don't live past 33


          G                             C
Your ego hurts our whole economy don't you know


               Em                              D
Cause all the crack dealers truly are hate to see your mom go


          G                                 C
Will you take her down with you to the land of the sun


             Em                          D
Or will you just set her lose and let Delante have fun



Chorus

                   G
LeBron James is a bitch


                          D
There's nothing much more to say


                      G
Couldn't get the job done


                  C
Now your running away


                         G
You and your miami boyfriends


                      D
Yeah you might win a ring


                 G                             C
But even if they do it really don't change a thing


                       Em         D
It's just as simple as thisssssssss


                      G         C        Em     D
LeBron James is a bitch


Verse 3


          G                             C
Now you'll never be Jordan, your not nearly that tough

                     D
He never ran like a girl, when shit got rough


      G                          C
You don’t realize it now, but I bet you'll learn quick


     Em                                 D
You can't own the spotlight when your riding Wades dick



Chorus

                   G
LeBron James is a bitch


                          D
Theres nothing much more to say


                      G
Couldnt get the job done


                  C
Now your running away


                         G
You and your miami boyfriends


                      D
Yeah you might win a ring


                 G                             C
But even if they do it really don't change a thing


                       Em         D
It's just as simple as thisssssssss

                      
LeBron James is a bitch