Pond-Erosa Puff – oBSD 3.6
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Em
Well he rode from the ocean far upstream
Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream
G
Lookin' for the legendary inland sea
Where the water was deep n' clean n' free
Em
But the town he found had suffered a blow
Fish were dying, cause the water was low
G
Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes
Plugged the stream with copyright laws Em

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Em
He said my water's good n' my water's free
So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!
G
Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"
They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!
Em
So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide
Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"
G
Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire
Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!  Em

CHORUS

     G      D
Pond-erosa Puff
         Em
wouldn't take no guff
       G         D        Em
Water oughta be clean and free
      G           D
So he fought the fight
            Em
and he set things right
         G   D Em
With his OpenBSD

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Em
Well things were good fer a spell in town
But then one day, dang water turned brown
G
Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed
He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"
Em
But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged
Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs
G
Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"
Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."  Em
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Em
"The water's fine on the Open range"
And he passed a law that it couldn't change.
G
"No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"
                          Em
Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"
Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!
So he took him down in a cloud of blood
G
Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"
So they did it right and the water went clean! Em
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CHORUS

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Em
So once agin' it was right, but then
The lake went dry, she was gone again!
G
Fish started flippin' and floppin' about
Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"
Em
So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake
Of Apache fish, they was on the take
G
They'd built a dam that was made of rules
Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!  Em

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Em
I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!
n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!
G
You're full o' beans n' killin' my town
and if you's all don't shut er down
Em
I'll hang a lickin' on every one
of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!
G
So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul
Cause water oughta be free for all!

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CHORUS 

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Em                        G              Em
That's right! I'll hang a lickin' on ya! Never piss on another man's boot!