Song: Story Of A Geenack Man Band: Scarlet Sunrise Tuning: Drop D (DADGBE) E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B-------0-----0-----------1-----1---0--------0------0---------0---0h1p0---0-| G-----0-----0---0-------0-----0---0--------0------0---0-----0---0-------2---| D---2-----2-------2---------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------3-----3-----------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------5-------5-------5-4-----------------| E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B-------0-----0-----------1-----1---0--------0------0---------0---0h1p0---0-| G-----0-----0---0-------0-----0---0--------0------0---0-----0---0-------2---| D---2-----2-------2---------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------3-----3-----------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------5-------5-------5-4-----------------| E-----------0----------------3---------------7----------------5------------| B-------0-----0----------1-----1---0-----0-----0---0------0-----0---0------| G-----0---0-----0------0---0-----0-----0---0-----0------0---0-----0--------| D---2-------------2--------------------------------------------------------| A--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------| D-------------------------------------5---------------4--------------------| E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B-------0-----0-----------1-----1---0--------0------0---------0---0h1p0---0-| G-----0-----0---0-------0-----0---0--------0------0---0-----0---0-------2---| D---2-----2-------2---------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------3-----3-----------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------5-------5-------5-4-----------------| E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| D---------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| This is the story of a geenack man, I found out what its like to be a man E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| D---------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| Ryan has red hair I would like my children back.. 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E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| D---------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| Why is the moon made of cheese? Once again I would like my children back E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| D---------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| I have a black hole in my backyard, joe stiff armed a sped kid, E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| 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A--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------| D-------------------------------------5---------------4--------------------| I can move cows with my mind ryan's desk has five legs E-----------0----------------3---------------7----------------5------------| B-------0-----0----------1-----1---0-----0-----0---0------0-----0---0------| G-----0---0-----0------0---0-----0-----0---0-----0------0---0-----0--------| D---2-------------2--------------------------------------------------------| A--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------| D-------------------------------------5---------------4--------------------| I went to the flea market where I bought a flea circus E-----------0----------------3---------------7----------------5------------| B-------0-----0----------1-----1---0-----0-----0---0------0-----0---0------| G-----0---0-----0------0---0-----0-----0---0-----0------0---0-----0--------| D---2-------------2--------------------------------------------------------| A--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------| D-------------------------------------5---------------4--------------------| This is a book about poems and yawns are definitely contagious E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| D---------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| I have a pet wookie section 22's the 22nd section E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 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G---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| D---------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| I have a black hole in my backyard joe stiff-armed a sped kid E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| D---------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---| I went to the moon with jesus. this is the story of a geenack man E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B-------0-----0-----------1-----1---0--------0------0---------0---0h1p0---0-| G-----0-----0---0-------0-----0---0--------0------0---0-----0---0-------2---| D---2-----2-------2---------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------3-----3-----------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------5-------5-------5-4-----------------| That was the story of a geenack man, I'm lacking what it means to be a man E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B-------0-----0-----------1-----1---0--------0------0---------0---0h1p0---0-| G-----0-----0---0-------0-----0---0--------0------0---0-----0---0-------2---| D---2-----2-------2---------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------3-----3-----------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------5-------5-------5-4-----------------| My arm's tired so I put it to bed once again I would like my 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E---0----------------------------------------------------------------------| B---0----------------------------------------------------------------------| G---0----------------------------------------------------------------------| D---2----------------------------------------------------------------------| A---2----------------------------------------------------------------------| D--------------------------------------------------------------------------| Song Written By: Nik Pankow and Mat Francis, if you have any questions email me at shmokino_shaggy@hotmail.com