Verse 1      

        C                                        F
(Tim)   : You're my little walrus,                        
(Walrus):                       With a great big bow!
        F
(Tim)   : With a great big bow on your little head
(Walrus):
        C                                        F
(Tim)   : You're my little walrus,                        
(Walrus):                       With a great big smile!
        F
(Tim)   : With a great big smile on your walrus face
(Walrus):
       
Chorus
        C                                     F
(Tim)   : As we sit by the pool and dream of stars and the future  
(Walrus):
         C                                  G                      C
(Tim)   : We will sing             We will sing, this happy walrus song                     
(Walrus):             We will sing!  
  
Verse 2      
        C                                                       
(Tim)   : Iv'e been feeding you walrus meat                 
(Walrus):                                  What??
         C
(Tim)   : That glop i feed you every morning is walrus meat, You're a  cannibal, also,
        C                                           F
(Tim)   : You're my little walrus,               
(Walrus):                        With a great big nose
        F
(Tim)   : With a great big nose on your little head
(Walrus):
        C                                                   F
(Tim)   : You're my little walrus,               
(Walrus):                        Uhuh-I think I'm gonna throw up
        F                                          
(Tim)   : With a great big belly, full of walrus meat               
(Walrus):                        

Chorus
        C                                     F
(Tim)   : As we sit by the pool and dream of stars and the future  
(Walrus):
         C                                  G                      C
(Tim)   : We will sing             We will sing, this happy walrus song                     
(Walrus):        I don't wanna sing anymore  

(Tim)   : You're going to walrus hell cannibal
(Walrus):                                     Nooooooo!