This song is also under the band name we learnt this in 2 minutes... that was the 
name of our old band, we changed the name as we didn't like it.

INTRO
A D G E

VERSE

 A                  D
Every day I sit and watch news
     G                         E
It's all plastic women wearing high heeled shoes
      A                  D
Their noses are perfect, Hair follows suit
    G                       E
But I wouldn't date them, I don't think they're cute.

PRE CHORUS
        A A A A A A A A A (STRUM REPEATEDLY)
Cause I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

CHORUS

            D
They're not right for me
            G
They're not right for me
            E
They're not right for me
            A
They're not right for meeeeee

VERSE

      A                     D
She's standing in the rain, nothing else left to do
     G                          E
I've got no sympathy for her, I hope she gets the flu
A                          D
She is so demanding, She plays me like a violin
    G                               E
But sometimes I don't like it, I prefer the mandolin.

PRE CHORUS
        A A A A A A A A A (STRUM REPEATEDLY)
Cause I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

CHORUS     

VERSE

    E                         A
She stares at her face in the mirror
D                        F#
wiping the glass so it's clearer
E                A
vanity is such a sin
D                   F#
kindness will never win

PRE CHORUS
        A A A A A A A A A (STRUM REPEATEDLY)
Cause I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

CHORUS    (double chorus)

CHORUS  

D           G         A
they're not right for meeee.