I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
    Emaj7  
              
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
    B                               C#m7 

And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
    Emaj7

back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
     B                                  C#m7    

She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
         Emaj7

Enda has a Honda, so I might just go with him
B                      C#m7     

and Darren Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
    Emaj7

so what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you
   B                                      C#m7




I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
       Emaj7

fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
B                          C#m7

and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
    Emaj7

if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
          B                            C#m7




She said I don't believe ya
    Emaj7

I said it's fuckin true


I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
  B                                 C#m7 

I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
Emaj7

and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
    B                                  C#m7

I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
        Emaj7

you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
       B                      C#m7  

and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
        Emaj7

I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these
  B                                C#m7




I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
       Emaj7

fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
B                          C#m7

and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
    Emaj7

if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
          B                            C#m7





Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
Emaj7

I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
  B                                  C#m7 

He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like T?r na n?g
   Emaj7 

He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
   B                             C#m7

and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
        Emaj7

and just before I close the door I look at her and say
    B                              C#m7

Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
          Emaj7

if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
      B                           C#m7





I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
       Emaj7

fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
B                          C#m7

and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
    Emaj7

if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
          B                            C#m7




Emaj7  x 7 9 8 9 7
B      7 9 9 8 7 7
C#m7   9 11 9 9 9 9   


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