Intro
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 There's no such thing    as a harmless joke.
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 There's no such thing    as a gentle toke.
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 There's no such thing    as Pamela Jack.
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 Who's got the crack?


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 Who-o-o's got the crack? (X3)


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 I am a goat    in a moat     with a boat.
                      D
 Who's got the crack?


   G   A             D
 Who-o-o's got the crack? (X3)


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 I like it when    my hair is poofy.
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 I like it when    you slip me a roofy.
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 I like it when    you've got the crack
                      D
 Who's got the crack?


   G   A             D
 Who-o-o's got the crack? (X3)


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 I wanna be a hippy, but I forgot how to love.
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 It's hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove.
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 I wanna be reckless, but I'm feeling so uptight.
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 Put your mamma in a headlock, baby,   and do it right! 
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 Who's got the crack?!


   G   A             D
 Who-o-o's got the crack? (X3)

Enjoy! Stay in school, and don't do drugs! :P