Intro: Eb Bb Cm Ab Eb Baug Ab Fm Ab (If you listen to the song, Molly switches back to G# momentarily.) Eb Bb When I met you, I thought you were really smart Cm Ab And even more so when we started going out Eb Baug It was your intellect that really won my heart Ab Fm Ab There was just so much stuff you knew so much about Eb Bb I was hungry for knowledge, and I was single Cm Ab I didn't want to date and really hadn't planned to Eb Baug (Pause) But you were cool and you were smart and you were multilingual Ab Fm Ab And I felt like I could really understand you Cm Ab But then, it went downhill Eb Ab and we'll never get back to our better days Cm Ab I'm done, I've had my thrill Eb Bb Ab and I think we ought to go our separate ways Fm Eb Bb Cm But it isn't you, it's me Ab Eb Bb Cm Ab I guess we just weren't meant to be Eb Baug I thought we were inseparable, I thought you were my friend Cm F Ab Fm But looking back now, it all makes sense at the end Eb Bb You're sometimes vague, and you're often inconsistent Cm Ab You've no opinions, you never take a stance Eb Baug You're so dispassionate, you always sound so distant Ab Fm Ab And I tell you, you know zilch about romance Eb Bb And not once did you ever say you love me Cm Ab You sent no flowers, you NEVER called me "honey" Eb Baug And you always talked as if you were above me Ab Fm Ab And it felt like you were always needing money Cm Ab Sometimes you generalize, Eb Ab And on better days your tone is condescending Cm Ab And when we talk books or films Eb Ab You ALWAYS find a way spoil the ending Fm Eb Bb Cm But it isn't you, it's me Ab Eb Bb Cm Ab I need someone more scholarly Eb Baug I thought you had the answers, but your smarts are all pretend Cm F Ab Fm And my attraction only makes sense at the end Eb Bb Cm You just believe everything you're ever told Eb G B#m Cm You never question, I'm pretty sure you don't fact check Eb F (Play this like A normal F ) When someone puts ideas into your head Ab Fm You never blink, you immediately buy it Eb Cm G F Fm I won't say that you have no integrity... but I might imply it Eb Bb Cm Ab Eb Baug Ab Fm Ab Eb Bb It turns out you're not the guy I thought I knew Cm Ab and I think we need to stop and take a breather Eb Baug I never know if what you're saying's really true Ab Fm Ab and frankly, sometimes, I don't think you know either Eb Bb You have no real facts, your knowledge is all hearsay Cm Ab And I'm tired of playing all your stupid games Eb Baug You don't keep pictures of me, and you don't know my birthday Ab Fm Ab I don't think that you even know my name Cm Ab You keep tabs on other girls Eb Ab But I notice there's no article for me Cm Ab You're known by all the world Eb Bb Ab So I guess I'm just a droplet in the sea Fm Eb Bb Cm But it isn't you, it's me Ab Eb Bb Cm Ab I owe you no apology Eb Baug I know not to judge my company just based upon its looks Cm Ab F I'm too grown-up for your articles, it's time that I read books
