...EVERY SPERM IS SACRED... by Monty Python ---------------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: A7 D There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, G A7 D There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then; E7 A7 There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but; E7 A7 I've never been one of them. Verse 1: A7 D I'm a Roman Catholic, A7 D And I have been, since before I was born. E7 A7 And the one thing they say about Catholics, is; E7 A7 They'll take you, as soon as you're warm. Verse 2: A7 D You don't have to be a six footer; A7 D You don't have to have a great brain. E7 A7 You don't have to have any clothes on; E7 A7 You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because... Chorus 1: G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great. G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate. Chorus 2: G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great. G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate. Chorus 3: G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7 Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground. G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7 God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found. Chorus 4: G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7 Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good. G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7 Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood. Chorus 5: G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7 Hindu, Taoist, Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where. G G7 C Cm G D7 G D7 But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care. Chorus 6: G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great. G G7 C Cm A7 D7 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate. Chorus 7: G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7 Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good. G G7 C Cm A7 D7 Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood. Chorus 8: G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7 Every sperm is use-ful, every sperm is fine. G G7 C Cm G D7 G (n.C) God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine. *KEY CHANGE* ------------ Interlude: Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7, Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7 Eb Bb7, Ab Eb, Bb7 Eb (x2) Chorus 9: Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7 Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain; Eb Eb7 Ab Abm Eb Bb7 Eb God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain. Chorus 10: Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 C# C/C# Bbm7 Eb7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good. Ab Ab7 C# C#m Bb7 Eb7 Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood. Chorus 11: Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 C# C/C# Bbm7 Eb7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great. Ab Ab7 C# C#m Ab7 Eb7 (Ab) If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate... Outro: Ab Ab7 C# C#m, Ab7 (n.C), Eb7 Ab CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- A7 D G E7 D7 G7 C C/B EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02223 xx0232 320003 020100 xx0212 323000 x32010 x20010 Am7 Cm Eb Bb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Eb7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02013 x35543 x68886 686766 466544 366544 131111 x68686 Abm Ab7 C# C/C# Bbm7 C#m EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 466444 464544 x46664 x36664 686666 x46654 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
