B = Boy (Ryan Guldemond) G = Girl (Molly Guldemond) INTRO: D D B : Hey D D G: Hey hey VERSE 1: D G: Tell me your weakness D B: Oh, I keep it a secret D G: Oh come on, just one vice D B: Ok, it's vodka on ice G But then there's women on bikes G Or just the women who straddle D G: Oh, now you are a handful D B: I forgot about handfuls! INTERLUDE: D - D - D - D - G - G - D - D VERSE 2: D G: Tell me your fears D B: Ok, it's everyone here D G: You mean just all of the people? D B: Yeah, and all of their peers G G And all of their pets and the chandeliers D D And their cigarettes, I hadn't smoked in years CHORUS: D D D I can hardly stand the sight of it all D G I can hardly stand the sound of it all G D I can hardly stand the taste of it all D D I can hardly stand the smell of it all VERSE 3: N.C. G: Talk about space D B: Well, it's a beautiful place N.C. G: But it's so damn cold D B: Sure, for the human race G G But for the planets and the stars and everything else and Mars N.C. N.C. G: It's like paradise, spread out with a butter knife CHORUS: D D I can hardly stand the sight of it all D G I can hardly stand the sound of it all G D I can hardly stand the taste of it all D D I can hardly stand the smell of it all D D I can hardly stand the sight of it all D G I can hardly stand the sound of it all G D I can hardly stand the taste of it all D A I can hardly stand the smell of it all A I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand BRIDGE: D Everyone's f-d and they don't even know N.C. Everyone's f-d and they don't even know D Everyone's f-d D Everyone's f-d D D Everyone's f-d G Everyone's f-d and they don't even know G Everyone's f-d and they don't even know D D They don't even know, they don't even know CHORUS: D D D I can hardly stand the sight of it all D G I can hardly stand the sound of it all G D I can hardly stand the taste of it all D A I can hardly stand the smell of it all A I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand OUTRO: N.C. Everyone's f-d and they don't even know N.C. Everyone's fucked and they don't even know
